-_# KC2Mg™ [The Chemical Equation That Is Me]
WHY MALAYSIAN LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH
(warning : content below is not suitable for young children as it contains sex content)
(For malays , do not read it if you feel offended. )
One day, an Ang Moh from US arrived at KLIA Airport.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet,there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter thetoilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("seykok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see thecock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in Malay), but the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English.
The Ang Moh thought that she wanted tohave sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her.
The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them.
The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler abit," the Ang Moh replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied,"Not too long, just 6 inches only."
P.S : forward it to all lady friends... esp Malay ladies
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MAS - SELAMAT (WHERE - IS - HE?)
-_# KC2Mg™ [The Chemical Equation That Is Me]
Everyone knows the escape of fugitive JI "MAS SELAMAT" . By the way , selamat sounded like a term for festive celebration . wahahhahaha. Ok. I know you think i am being lame here but i need to entertain myself .
Till today , he is still hiding somewhere but i am quite sure that he had left Singapore. What is threatening is that he might be planning on an attack now . So now as a resident in Singapore , we must always be careful on where we are going.
And a word of advice from me , better avoid crowded areas as terriosts like to plan an attack at busy places as they can harm more people with one attack. Especially in Orchard Area, where most tourists will be visiting that place for sure to shop and eat.
Security has tightened in MINDEF too . Where now all our bags are being checked and all the oncoming cars have to be thoroughly checked before they can enter the place which cause a jam in that area , i can see guards all around the place and even at the main entrance where there are no guards standing there.
I felt sad for the guard as he is standing there all alone looking at all the human and cars that walk or drive in . The MPs are all carrying a rifle around just in case anything bad happens. The number guard duties has rapidly increased.
And what i read from the papers is that anyone who manage to locate Mas's whereabouts will be awarded $1k which is so little. I know that for Osama , the award is a million bucks. Its so much difference . But i think money is not important , no matter whether there's any monetary rewards, we still have to locate him so to end all the fear of being attacked .
So everyone , please lend a helping hand in nabbing him as soon as possible so Singapore will be peaceful once again !
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